Outskirt nihilism, lucid cynicism & cubicle dark humor

Congratulations. If you're here, it's because your algorithm decided you needed some aesthetics to decorate the existential void today. Come on in and make yourself comfortable. The universe doesn't have a plan for you—but I do have illustrations of cynical aliens, diagrams of brains on strike and the perfect dose of corporate mockery to help you survive another Monday with the dignity of a printer jam.