Protocolo de Mantenimiento Humano [ESPAÑOL]
El manual de instrucciones que nadie nos dio al nacer y que tampoco nadie pidió. El diagrama definitivo que reúne detalladamente todos los procesos necesarios para el mantenimiento humano.
Tengo el extraño don de poder convertir cualquier proceso en un esquema técnico de dudosa utilidad como si lo hubiera hecho un técnico de mantenimiento que lleva tres turnos seguidos sin dormir. Así que, ya sabes.
Si quieres tu protocolo personalizado sobre cómo sobrevivir a una cena familiar, cómo montar un mueble sueco sin llorar, el algoritmo para hacer los espaguetis perfectos o lo que se te ocurra, pídeme tu esquema cutre a medida en la sección de Custom Glitch.
Size & Fit
- 5x7" (~13x18cm). Perfect for your desk. Costs about as much as a cheap lunch special.
- 11x14" (~28x35cm). Not so small you need a magnifying glass, not so big it covers up the damp stains on your wall. Ideal for that friend who says they're "fine" while their eye twitches.
- 12x18" (~30x45cm). Because apparently A3 standard doesn't exist on this site.
- 20x30" (~50x75cm). So your guests know you're not quite right in the head.
More details
Official description:
- Paper thickness: 0.26mm
- Paper weight: 189 g/m²
- Opacity: 94%
- ISO brightness: 104%
Unofficial description:
- Paper: Museum quality (so your cynicism lasts for decades).
- Finish: Matte (like your gaze on a Tuesday morning).
- Display: Ships unframed. Compatible with cheap IKEA frames or sticky tape—keeping with the proposed aesthetic.
- Shipping: Arrives in a cardboard tube as sturdy as your will to procrastinate.
- Origin: Designed by me in a tiny town near Barcelona (Spain), processed by this platform's AI, and shipped to your local reality.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Erveth
- Email: erveth-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the small parts and magnetic flux index level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.