• 5x7" (~13x18cm). Perfect for your desk. Costs about as much as a cheap lunch special.
• 11x14" (~28x35cm). Not so small you need a magnifying glass, not so big it covers up the damp stains on your wall. Ideal for that friend who says they're "fine" while their eye twitches.
• 12x18" (~30x45cm). Because apparently A3 standard doesn't exist on this site.
• 20x30" (~50x75cm). So your guests know you're not quite right in the head.

Official description:

• Paper thickness: 0.26mm
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%

Unofficial description:

• Paper: Museum quality (so your cynicism lasts for decades).
• Finish: Matte (like your gaze on a Tuesday morning).
• Display: Ships unframed. Compatible with cheap IKEA frames or sticky tape—keeping with the proposed aesthetic.
• Shipping: Arrives in a cardboard tube as sturdy as your will to procrastinate.
• Origin: Designed by me in a tiny town near Barcelona (Spain), processed by this platform's AI, and shipped to your local reality.

• Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
• Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.