Quantum Cat Tips II - Heisenberg's Uncertainty

¥1,934 JPY

According to the Uncertainty Principle, if your boss can't see you at your desk, they can't know for certain whether you're working hard or in the bathroom scrolling on your phone. As long as you're not being observed, both realities are true. So you're not wasting time—you're in superposition. You're welcome.

Tips for your daily grind at work, backed by science and a quantum cat with an empty stare. Unrefutable.

Ideal for tactical procrastination masters, office philosophers and anyone with a taste for astrophysics-patterned ties.

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Size & Fit

  • 5x7" (~13x18cm). Perfect for your desk. Costs about as much as a cheap lunch special.
  • 11x14" (~28x35cm). Not so small you need a magnifying glass, not so big it covers up the damp stains on your wall. Ideal for that friend who says they're "fine" while their eye twitches.
  • 12x18" (~30x45cm). Because apparently A3 standard doesn't exist on this site.
  • 20x30" (~50x75cm). So your guests know you're not quite right in the head.

More details

Official description:

  • Paper thickness: 0.26mm
  • Paper weight: 189 g/m²
  • Opacity: 94%
  • ISO brightness: 104%

Unofficial description:

  • Paper: Museum quality (so your cynicism lasts for decades).
  • Finish: Matte (like your gaze on a Tuesday morning).
  • Display: Ships unframed. Compatible with cheap IKEA frames or sticky tape—keeping with the proposed aesthetic.
  • Shipping: Arrives in a cardboard tube as sturdy as your will to procrastinate.
  • Origin: Designed by me in a tiny town near Barcelona (Spain), processed by this platform's AI, and shipped to your local reality.

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.