Clear your Mind

44,91 zł

Ever tried to clear your mind and ended up remembering a Power Ranger's name or wondering if penguins have knees? Welcome to the club. This print captures that glorious burst of mental noise where aliens in sunglasses and existential DJs sabotage any attempt at spiritual enlightenment.

Ideal for yoga practitioners—or anyone making pathetic attempts at meditation—and for anyone who finds themselves hosting an internal yeti rave when trying to be silent.

Want your own custom version? Check out the Custom Glitch section.

⚠️ HEADS UP (for sailors and optimists):

If you buy this print directly, you'll receive the standard version you see in the photos (aka with my mug). Magic not included in the base price.

If you want YOUR face, YOUR food, or YOUR cat to appear → Don't hit the buy button just yet. Head over to the Custom Glitch section first for all the info on the process.

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Size & Fit

  • 5x7" (~13x18cm). Perfect for your desk. Costs about as much as a cheap lunch special.
  • 12x18" (~30x45cm). Because apparently A3 standard doesn't exist on this site.
  • 20x30" (~50x75cm). So your guests know you're not quite right in the head.

More details

Official description:

  • Paper thickness: 0.26mm
  • Paper weight: 189 g/m²
  • Opacity: 94%
  • ISO brightness: 104%

Unofficial description:

  • Paper: Museum quality (so your cynicism lasts for decades).
  • Finish: Matte (like your gaze on a Tuesday morning).
  • Display: Ships unframed. Compatible with cheap IKEA frames or sticky tape—keeping with the proposed aesthetic.
  • Shipping: Arrives in a cardboard tube as sturdy as your will to procrastinate.
  • Origin: Designed by me in a tiny town near Barcelona (Spain), processed by this platform's AI, and shipped to your local reality.

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.