Custom Glitch
Want your very own custom error?
Your reality, but worse. Custom portraits and flowcharts of mental breakdowns on demand.
If you take a look around the collections, you'll see some illustrations have the "Customizable Commission" tag. Like this one here.
Like this drawing? Feel identified with my "haven't slept in three eons" face?
Well, now you can be you.
And you can even choose what shitty quote you want to define you.
Your life has no meaning, but you wish it at least had a pie chart?
Perfect—now you can also have your very own mental breakdown flowchart.
They're perfect for hanging on the HR department door or for remembering how to cook a plate of spaghetti.
Send me your routine, your work traumas, or why you can't figure out what to have for dinner tonight, and I'll turn it into a high-precision technical diagram.
How does this work?
Two options:
1. DIGITAL GLITCH
Your drawing in a high-res PDF with three print-ready versions in A5, A4 and A3. No waiting, no mailmen, and—importantly—cheap.
2. PHYSICAL ERROR
Your print made at the trusty copy shop in my hometown, in A5, A4 or A3. They print like absolute hell and the paper's good, so quality is guaranteed. Drawn by me, printed under my supervision, and shipped with the same disregard for perfection as always. Plus, it always comes with some kinda cute extra, like a very serious and reliable authenticity stamp, and a couple surprise stickers depending on how screwed up you seem to me.
Here's all the detailed info and the option to order your own customized infernal piece:
Shipping & Logistics
Shipping → Both the digital option and physical delivery are available worldwide. Physical prints are sent by registered mail (A3 drawings in tube format).
Estimated turnaround → 2–4 weeks depending on complexity and current workload. If you have a specific date in mind, hit me up and we'll talk.
Process → Payment and all customization details are handled through Ko-fi. That way I can talk to you directly and show you the process step by step, so we avoid sending you something you hate more than necessary.
Note 1: Available in English, Spanish, or whatever language you use to scream at the void.
Note 2: I don't accept complaints if the drawing makes you look older or more worn out. Reality is what it is—I just add the wiring.