Mortal Google
Why waste a morning in the doctor's waiting room when you can self-diagnose fulminant sepsis from the comfort of your own couch? Google doesn't just give you answers—it gives you the most epic ones possible. A simple paper cut turns into early-stage necrosis caused by rare fungal spores.
Death is looking over your shoulder because of a hangnail.
Got a specific symptom keeping you up at night? Order your custom deadly search in the Custom Glitch section.
⚠️ HEADS UP (for sailors and optimists):
If you buy this print directly, you'll receive the standard version you see in the photos (aka with my mug). Magic not included in the base price.
If you want YOUR face, YOUR food, or YOUR cat to appear → Don't hit the buy button just yet. Head over to the Custom Glitch section first for all the info on the process.
Size & Fit
- 5x7" (~13x18cm). Perfect for your desk. Costs about as much as a cheap lunch special.
- 11x14" (~28x35cm). Not so small you need a magnifying glass, not so big it covers up the damp stains on your wall. Ideal for that friend who says they're "fine" while their eye twitches.
- 12x18" (~30x45cm). Because apparently A3 standard doesn't exist on this site.
- 20x30" (~50x75cm). So your guests know you're not quite right in the head.
More details
Official description:
- Paper thickness: 0.26mm
- Paper weight: 189 g/m²
- Opacity: 94%
- ISO brightness: 104%
Unofficial description:
- Paper: Museum quality (so your cynicism lasts for decades).
- Finish: Matte (like your gaze on a Tuesday morning).
- Display: Ships unframed. Compatible with cheap IKEA frames or sticky tape—keeping with the proposed aesthetic.
- Shipping: Arrives in a cardboard tube as sturdy as your will to procrastinate.
- Origin: Designed by me in a tiny town near Barcelona (Spain), processed by this platform's AI, and shipped to your local reality.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Erveth
- Email: erveth-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the small parts and magnetic flux index level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.